Water For Glowing Skin

(sound effect) wolf whistle oh, tallulah grace, queen of la cuisine. eh, bah voila. today ladies and gentleman, yes, it is the classic chanel episode. let me take my handbag off because this is going to get a little messy.

Water For Glowing Skin, ah, bonjour lulu!, ah bonjour, ah bah... (sound effect) purring noise on est tous la, on est tous la. bah, moi et lui. chanel. alright. now listen, this episode is what the queens of cuisine and the queens of the runway know by heart.

it is the classic hot water, lemon, honey and ginger recipe ooh! yes it cleanses you out so that you begin your- -that sounds good tallulah welcome back marjorie. -thank you. alright marg-you've got a little lipstick -what a change! thanks for that diego.we're just going to carry on

with marjorie and her lipstick all over her teeth but not to worry about that as i was saying marge, now obviously you're not going to handle the knife i'll take care of the knife. what we're going to do the hot lemon and ginger. so you slice the lemon in half right now i start my day like this because it is good to start clean, marge you- (whispers) you could just put that down eh, you don't need, you know... (whispers) you're slightly putting me off um...when you wake up in the morning, you want to start with a new day. to be honest. you don't want yesterday hanging over like a dark spectre. like a ghost

-ohhh whoooo em, so we start with lemon. so what i do, now this is a very important movement bit. lets move this away you squeeze, as you squeeze the lemon marge you can do it with me. you do a little bellydance to the right this is good because it warms the pelvis, makes you have a little laugh hopefully, you know you don't have somebody doing it next to you that might squeeze into you. then you take the one with the left hand, darling, now if you've got vintage gloves be very careful. because this might stain.

-i can do it if you want? no thanks darling. you just stand there. em, you take the left one and then you do a little bellydance with your left hip going first marge, is you left hip leading? thats when you have to question yourself and then usually at this stage i have a little laugh (sound effects) laugh (marge laughs very loud) a little giggle. yeah a giggle marge, not a belly laugh. em, em then i take the lemon juice and i put it into the water. now this is important. its not boiling water.

obviously because that gets rid of the vitamin c. thanks marge, just leave it there thanks. then you get the em local honey now if you suffer from allergies make sure its local -thats right! there you go. you just need a bit. (whisper) you don't... then you get a bit of ginger root now honestly the point about ginger root is

and i should have set this up earlier. i don't know who my pa is but obviously they're a bit slack em, you stick in the ginger like this. marge just take your fingers away! eh and then you go like that. now. the important bit here is to keep that-sort of juices going for 20 minutes marge -it smells very good yeah thanks marge -if you could smell this yeah. alright marge.

em, you keep making me loose my thing... eh, you have to let the ginger seep for 20 minutes. and that is when i do my little yoga routine. so that i know that by the time i've done my 10 or 11 sun saluations i'm ready to be cleansed et voila! la journee peux commencer! -oui! yours in feathers, tallulah and marge -marjorie! yeah marge, alright marge -that was fantastic!

-thank you! marge what were you just happen to be in the neighborhood marge? thought you'd pop in? well good to see you. -i, no! -actually i invited her -well, yeah! tell her the good news marge! -she's trending! -#marjorie! #marjorie!

-i met matt lauer i don't even know who that is, so if thats supposed to be impressive marge -he's on the today show oh right, right the today show -turns out they heard about all her woes in your episode heard about -people have come out of the woodwork to help her! -so much support -i really really appreciate it

-and i'm going to thank each and every one of you in my new book thats coming out -i just got a book deal with harpers collins. and -i'm just...i just can't thank you enough tallulah for all... well, you wouldn't even be alive without me. lets not forget that -they're going to get my kids back, thanks! well that is good news marjorie.i'm pleased about that but, em, the today show and all that holster? -yeah? -i want a close up of marge

darling, i think she's, i think you've probably seen enough. thanks we've stopped rolling. so there's no point, what are you doing, like a still or something? we don't need a poster of marge! we don't need...this hasn't become the marge show has it??? -you should be happy. the truth is alls alright. -shes trending. this is going to help you... alls alright?! did you see that i was off my stride there holster. i kept getting confused, she was lifting up things. you're not meant to lift up things. there's a health and safety. i've done a health and safety course!

-(diego whistles) you can't just rock up and lift hot things when you haven't done a health and safety course. -can i have a copy of this? i need a picture for my book cover. -if you give me your phone number. i'll eh send it to you... -ok -and your address thats enough marge, thanks. we're just going to talk shop so you'd best sit down, sit down -hey marge

yeah, yeah alright yeah alright darling -wow, she looks...tallulah, wow! yeah, well she's doing well. -i felt my moving body. you felt? darling, i don't know what possesses you to say... what, this might go down wherever you're from with cowboys and steak and all that doesn't carry it here i tell you that much. -you mean gouchos? listen the point is, holsty when i'm talking about collaboration i was-

ok about collaboration but i think you might have forgotten one thing. i am a classically trained mime artist. so the next time you think about a collaboration-we're not-i mean i'm glad that she's doing well-i really am glad but the fact is she's getting like today show stuff and all that stuff i'm not like oprah winfrey. i don't get somebody airing their dirty graces and dead husband and all that and then set up a charity fund i could do that for myself hol! -ok! we can work with that! alright holster -thats good to know yeah, its more high art. thats what i'm going for.

ok. think classically trained. -well either way it was fantastic. well it was tough.i did get thinged to my professional thing there it was... -hey i love the dress, i love that dress oh well thanks darling, thanks! -it works for you darling i know, they're horizontal but hopefully they, get away with it too much... anyway alright i'll be off -we'll see you next week

yeah thanks holst